Do not taunt happy fun ball rp for sees_everything

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"Don't listen to him!"  Janie yelled to the TV screen, surrounded by popcorn and sodas.  "He's lying! "

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[sees-everything.livejournal.com]

"Wait, why is this called 'Holiday in Handcuffs'?" Xander asked. " ... and do I actually want to know?"

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"Those are too easy to break out of." Janie said, looking at the fuzzy pink handcuffs on screen "And why is this on a Hallmark channel? I didn't want to watch pornography tonight."

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"It's not porn," Xander said. "Look ... Sabrina's in it. She doesn't do porn. I mean, when she was Clarissa, she explained it all, but 'all' didn't include ... porn. If it did, I missed that episode."

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"It's called Holiday in Handcuffs. She's got hunky McHunkerpants in a pair of fuzzy sex cuffs. Why else would she do that?"

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"I'd imagine the entire point of this movie is to answer that very question."

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"We'll need more snacks to get through this." Janie realized "Unless you want to watch the movie about the dinosaur."

[sees-everything.livejournal.com]

"That's possibly the worst-looking dinosaur ever, so ... I think I'll take my chances with Sabrina and the fussy pink handcuffs."

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"You don't like those, do you? I'm not buying anything fuzzy and pink."

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"No, no, that's okay. The chrome-plated ones are just fine, thanks."

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"They're steel." Janie smiled, and got up to get more snacks. "Do you want beer?"

[sees-everything.livejournal.com]

"I could do with a brew."

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Janie returned a moment later with another bowl of popcorn and a six pack.

"How's this? I need soda,don't I?"

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"That's ... a lot of beer," Xander said. "And yeah, or you could have a beer, too ... "

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"I'll be good." Janie set the snacks and beer down, then went to get soda for herself "Am I missing anything interesting?"

[sees-everything.livejournal.com]

" ... You're really, really not." He opened a can of beer.

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"Is the movie absolutely terrrible?"

[sees-everything.livejournal.com]

"It's ... shockingly bad, without enough unintentional humor to qualify as, 'so bad it's good.'"

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"Should we try something else?" she asked

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"The dinosaur's sounding better all the time," Xander admitted. "Either that, or it's the beer talking." He'd only had a sip.

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"You're not nearly drunk yet." Janie commented "You need something harder for that."

[sees-everything.livejournal.com]

"I'll just stick with this, but thanks for keeping that in mind. So ... fake dinosaur, or ... " He started browsing the cable menu. " ... something about princesses, something about monster trucks, the five minutes of music that MTV plays every week to avoid truth-in-advertising lawsuits, an infomercial about the Slap-Chop ... Do we have any of the actual movie stations?"

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"We should have every station." Janie said. She'd somehow rigged up a descramber because she thought cable was entirely too overpriced.

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Xander gave Janie a doubletake, at that. " ... and here I thought we were just trapped in Basic Cable Hell. Okay, then ... let's see ... This opens up a lot more possibilities. Some of which might not sound like bad porn. ... and some of which probably are."

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"I don't want to watch porn" she said, unhappily. "We can have wild sex without watching it on television. Is anything funny on?"

[sees-everything.livejournal.com]

"Umm ... Black Knight?"

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"Black Knight? Is that something medevial?"

Janie hadn't seen it.

[sees-everything.livejournal.com]

"It's ... umm. It's a comedy about ... time ... travel ... and it may seem a little too much like every day, to you, but it's funny."

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"Who's in it?" she asked, flopping down next to him on the couch

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"Marin Lawrence," Xander said. "And someone who you've probably seen playing the same evil guy in a dozen other movies."

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"I thought Martin Lawrence went insane." she said, moving one of Xander's arms so that it was around her

[sees-everything.livejournal.com]

"He's pretty much always that way," Xander said, giving Janie a squeeze. "He just usually keeps it more on-camera."

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"...This isn't accurate." Janie said, a few minutes into the movie. "Not nearly accurate..."

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"It's not supposed to be accurate. It's supposed to be funny," Xander said. "And that's not accurate? Really?"

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"Their accents are terrible, and when I visited that time with Phoenix, everything was completely different"

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"I'm guessing they weren't able to capture all the nuances of Medieval life. Or, you know, the smell."

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"That captured it." she said,referring to what was on the screen "And I feel like I'll be sick after watching that."

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"Makes carbon monoxide seem a lot more pleasant," Xander said. "Could base an entire ad campaign around that. 'Carbon Monoxide: Could be worse, could be crap.'"

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Janie laughed, and snuggled in closer to Xander. "Thank you. I almost left."

She wanted to say something else, but instead, kissed him on the cheek.