LOCKED - (demonverse)

[a_time_slip]

After that last time with Raum, I'm almost not surprised that he finally got rid of me.

I'm glad, gods, I'm more than grateful that...

I think I would have made a very bad mistake if it continued much longer. I hope this goes better.

ooc: Janie fails at locks, so this is open. Everything is always open in her journal.

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[a_time_slip]

Are we speaking of the same bats? You would have been discovered. They planned on opening a hell mouth.

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

I'm a demon, I quite like voracious bloodsucking hell-beasts.

A.... really? I wasn't in that particular loop. How d'you find that out?

[a_time_slip]

Right. I knew that.

It's um, pretty complicated, how I know, and I have no idea how I managed to prevent all of that from happening. It;s just something I did, and haven't been able to replicate.

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

Hnh. Okay. Preventing a hellmouth is probably on Dad's list of "things for Phoenix to do."

So, thanks for doing it for me.

[a_time_slip]

You're welcome. [She doesn't say that she wouldn't have bothered saving anything if she didn't have something to look forward to, including Phoenix and Julian]

It scares me... What if I end up destroying something that I don't want to, or changing the wrong thing?

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

Maybe you can't change shit that shouldn't be changed. [Phoenix shrugs, what does he know?]

If in doubt, don't go changing shit.

[a_time_slip]

I. Can. Barely. Control. It. If at all.

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

But you haven't been able to replicate it? Right?

Janie, if shit's gonna hit the fan, all we can do is cope with it as and when... [We. He said 'we'. And he's sounding like a fucking angel again] Look. You have your freedom and you have protection. All I can suggest is make the most of it...and don't get caught fucking up demons.

[a_time_slip]

Right. Right. [She nods, trying not to get worked up too much]

I won't get caught. What are the other rules? Please don't make me wear a collar.

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

[Awkward pat on the shoulder?]

Aw. Spoilsport. Right. No collar. .... But never look me in the eye, bow three times before speaking, and you may only wear fluorescent orange

Oh, and Julian's only permitted to touch you if he's wearing rubber gloves.

[a_time_slip]

[She'll accept is, but then looked horrified, and bows three times, quickly]

Rubber gloves?

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[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

Oh, for the love of Mike.....

[a_time_slip]

What? [Realizes she forgot to bow]

I'm never going to get it. You'll just have to punish me.

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

There are no dumb rules, stoopid.

Just... take care of yourself properly, make it known to demonkind in general you're under my protection... and ... don't be a fucking stranger. Okay? Live, love and be happy.

[a_time_slip]

I knew that. [she didn't]

...Thank you. Julian will take care of me. He makes me happy.

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

And work on that sense of humour. [He knows. Oh, but he knows]

... You're welcome, now I have to leave before I hurl....