Uwah! A real alien?! What'd it look like? Were you scared? Was it friendly? I've never heard of TV at all--does it have to do with aliens too?

[Slows down and takes a breath.]
Oh and alchemy--people here think alchemy's like magic, but really it's a lot more like science. It's a way of changing things from one form into another. We call it transmutation. I'd show you, but it doesn't really work here.