a_time_slip | (no subject)

Kissed any one of your LiveJournal friends? — Yes.
Been arrested? — No.
Kissed someone you didn't like? — No.
Slept in until 5 PM? — Yes.
Fallen asleep at work/school? — Yes.
Held a snake? — No.
Ran a red light? — No.
Been suspended from school? — No.
Experienced love at first sight? — Yes.
Totaled your car in an accident? — No.
Been fired from a job? — Yes.
Fired somebody? — No.
Sung karaoke? — No.
Pointed a gun at someone? — No.
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Yes.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — No.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — No.
Kissed in the rain? — No.
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — Yes.
Saw someone die? — Yes.
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — No.
Smoked a cigar? — No.
Sat on a rooftop? — Yes.
Smuggled something into another country? — Yes.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — No.
Broken a bone? — No.
Skipped school? — No.
Eaten a bug? — Yes.
Sleepwalked? — Yes.
Walked on a moonlit beach? — No.
Ridden a motorcycle? — No.
Dumped someone? — No.
Forgotten your anniversary? — No.
Lied to avoid a ticket? — No.
Ridden in a helicopter? — No.
Shaved your head? — No.
Blacked out from drinking? — No.
Played a prank on someone? — Yes.
Hit a home run? — No.
Felt like killing someone? — Yes.
Cross-dressed? — Yes.
Been falling-down drunk? — Yes.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — No.
Eaten snake? — Yes.
Marched/Protested? — No.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — No.
Puked on an amusement ride? — No.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — No.
Been in a band? — No.
Knitted? — No.
Been on TV? — Yes.
Shot a gun? — Yes.
Skinny-dipped? — No.
Given someone stitches? — No.
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No.
Ridden a surfboard? — No.
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — No.
Had surgery? — No.
Streaked? — No.
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — No.
Tripped on mushrooms? — No.
Passed out when NOT drinking? — Yes.
Peed on a bush? — No.
Donated Blood? — No.
Grabbed electric fence? — No.
Eaten alligator meat? - Yes.
Eaten cheesecake? — No.
Eaten your kid's Halloween candy? — No.
Killed an animal when not hunting? — No.
Peed your pants in public? — No.
Snuck into a movie without paying? - No.
Written graffiti? — Yes.
Still love someone you shouldn't? — Yes.
Think about the future? — Yes.
Been in handcuffs? — No.
Believe in love? — Yes.
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — Yes.

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ate a bug?

Several times. They're a normal part of the diet in some places. They aren't bad.

Cue, the look of disgust.

....ew.

I knew that was coming!

they're bugs!

I don't like them raw, and I haven't eaten them since I moved to New York.

how did you eat them?

Roasted and seasoned, with other meals.

....I'm still going to say ew.

Not EWWWW?

You need to fix the snowflake thing. Everyone needs to do that once.

When it snows, I will.

Now there's an idea.

What's the idea?

I'm not telling.

Should I be worried?

I doubt it.

Do I get any clues?

I think your list counts as a clue.

Been arrested? — No.
Kissed someone you didn't like? — No.
Held a snake? — No.
Ran a red light? — No.
Been suspended from school? — No.
Totaled your car in an accident? — No.
Fired somebody? — No.
Sung karaoke? — No.
Pointed a gun at someone? — No.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — No.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — No.
Kissed in the rain? — No.
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — No.
Smoked a cigar? — No.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — No.
Broken a bone? — No.
Skipped school? — No.
Walked on a moonlit beach? — No.
Ridden a motorcycle? — No.
Dumped someone? — No.
Forgotten your anniversary? — No.
Lied to avoid a ticket? — No.
Ridden in a helicopter? — No.
Shaved your head? — No.
Blacked out from drinking? — No.
Hit a home run? — No.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — No.
Marched/Protested? — No.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — No.
Puked on an amusement ride? — No.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — No.
Been in a band? — No.
Knitted? — No.
Skinny-dipped? — No.
Given someone stitches? — No.
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No.
Ridden a surfboard? — No.
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — No.
Had surgery? — No.
Streaked? — No.
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — No.
Tripped on mushrooms? — No.
Peed on a bush? — No.
Donated Blood? — No.
Grabbed electric fence? — No.
Eaten cheesecake? — No.
Eaten your kid's Halloween candy? — No.
Killed an animal when not hunting? — No.
Peed your pants in public? — No.
Snuck into a movie without paying? - No.
Been in handcuffs? — No.

I can eliminate a few of those, but there are still a lot to choose from.

It'll still be a surprise.

When can I expect this surprise?

When an opportunity presents itself.

That narrows it down a bit more.

Not as much as you would suspect.

Remind me to change the answer after you're done.

I will.

Or, you could tell me what it is.

I'm not telling you.