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1 question...
1 chance...
1 honest answer...

That's all you get. Ask me one question. Any one question, anything, no matter how crazy it is. An honest answer. No catch.

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Like ... what kind of family? Biological or ... married-and-planning-to-make-babies?

No, not that kind. Not either of them... More like Benson and Stabler on Law and Order.

... so ... just you, and him, and fifteen seasons of sexual tension?

There's more than that to our friendship, and we've been friends for more than fifteen seasons.

Okay. So, I guess I'll have to meet him sometime. Him being family and all.

You will.

Do you mind? I'm sorry that- Look, see me? I'll be Miss Monogamy. Except for- well, that's not even me. I leave her alone.

... so you have a her, too? I'm intrigued. ... did I say that out loud?

No! I mean, yes, but- Forget it, okay?

You'd look really good in a corset.

No. I am a manly man. With manly wardrobe. Boots, yes. Armor? Why not? But no corset. That's where I draw the line. ... actually, I'd draw the line somewhere behind that, at a blouse or maybe a thong. But a corset is definitely over the line.

Are you sure? You'd be pleased.

... I seriously doubt it.

Please?

...

*looks like he's considering it*

No.

Looks like it would chafe.

My other boyfriends do it.

What? I can't like a little kinky crossdressing?

You can like it all you want. No corset for me.

Fine. You won't take me to the Maury show, right?

Edited 2010-04-28 02:00 (UTC)

Not this time. But when we have Lynn, I'm going to be very disappointed if it turns out that you aren't the mother.

*laughs*

Thank you.

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