Significant Other

[a_time_slip]

You are very significant. Don't ever let anyone tell you any different.

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[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Sure she could. An' then I could rip out her throat an' shove it down the new hole in her neck.

[ataraxisminor.livejournal.com]

You'd get a blaster up your big stoopid nose first.

[Young Sam, it has to be said, is testing a theory...]

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Awww, that'd tickle! No fair.

[ataraxisminor.livejournal.com]

[Will now fix him with he steady look of a ten year old who knows what a quantum weapon can do]

It'd blow your brains out the back of your fat ugly head. If you've got brains. You prob'ly don't though.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

*he hesitates, although it's just for a second*

She wouldn't do that. She ain't got the guts.

[ataraxisminor.livejournal.com]

[He's actually a little surprised at that reaction]

She's got plenty. My dad says she's got balls of steel. She kills mean people aalllll the time. [Will now be ever so slightly mortified that he said balls. Being rude to mean people is one thing, cussing's another]

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

So what? I kill people all the time. An' not just the mean ones.

[ataraxisminor.livejournal.com]

Then you're the kind of guy my dad and Janie are gonna cripple. I don't know why she even talks to you. You're just big and mean.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

An' sexy. Apparently.

[ataraxisminor.livejournal.com]

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Don't ask me. Ask your auntie Janie.

[ataraxisminor.livejournal.com]

Have you even got a mate?

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I do. Jessie.

[ataraxisminor.livejournal.com]

You mean someone actually likes yo... [Whups. Sam's heard his dad and Ric talk about Jessie and Victor plenty] You're Victor? You are! You're Victor Creed and you're a mutant!.. That's so cool!

..Are you gonna tell my dad I was rude?

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

How d'you know my name, huh? An'... your dad?

*and, yep, looks like the feral might just be starting to work out who the kid's father actually is, but the lack of penis jokes so far has left him the dark*

[ataraxisminor.livejournal.com]

[Unlike his father, Sam is usually the model of good behaviour] You know my dad, he's Phoenix. He and Ric talk about Jessie, and you... mostly you. They say you're a mean old ... uhh.. I'm not s'posed to say that word.

I think they like you though. Maybe having babies'll make you nicer.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Your dad's Phoenix?

*so, this is the gay angel's kid, huh. He can't help but feel that he expected something else. More glitter, maybe*

...they talk about me? What kinda things do they say other than me bein' a mean ol' bastard?

[ataraxisminor.livejournal.com]

I dunno, just grownup stuff. Dad says you helped him once. They both say Jessie's nice and prob'ly a bit crazy. Ric says you're a big old pussycat sometimes.

Can you do earthquakes?

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Maybe I did. What's it to you, anyway?

...no.

[ataraxisminor.livejournal.com]

I dunno.. s'just what dad said. [For all Sam knows, Victor could have helped phoenix fix someone's roof or something]

Oh.. But you're fast right? real fast, like a panther.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Hnh.

Yeah. I guess.