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Alonzo
Franklin
Darnell
Malik
Trevon
Tyrone
Jepson
Salil
Karim
Muhammed
Nadir
Osama
Raheem
Sadaam
Ekundayo
Omolara

Alonzo Franklin?
Jepson Franklin?
Osama?

Salil Franklin?

That means my children will be Eunice Lynn and Salil Franklin.
I'm not sure if I like that or not.

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He's not, and the mean guy that I kil- *insert look from mom*

I'm sorry, Xan- um. What do I call him, Mommy?

*just looks baffled*

Great. You confused him, Lynn.

She killed somebody?

No?

That's not very convincing.

*shoots a look to Lynn, who isn't supposed to say anything*

So, who did our cute, really underage daughter kill, and why?

This guy threw mommy at the wall and was gonna kill her so I took a sword and started fighting.

Don't listen to her!

And you killed him?

Yeah. I didn't mean to. I just wanted to scare you.

... by killing him?

Not you. I wanted to scare him and didn't know the sword would do that.

Uh ... what did you think a sword woudl do, tickle him?

I thought he'd get scared and run or he would get hurt and go to the hospital then the police would arrest him.

And instead, you went all junior ninja on him. That's it, you're grounded.

... okay, not really. It's good that you saved Janie.

She already grounded me!

Well, then, problem solved. And I hope you've learned an important lesson from this.

Yeah except she's going to ground me again for telling you.

Really? As your dad, I could probably talk her out of that. But that would involve me actually being your dad, which you insist I'm not.

She likes you so she'll listen.

Mmkay. I'll take your side in this. But try not to kill anyone unless it's absolutely necessary, all right?

Okay. I promise.

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