Significant Other

[a_time_slip]

You are very significant. Don't ever let anyone tell you any different.

Comments

[sees-everything.livejournal.com]

Yeah?

[a_time_slip]

Yes.

Do you want to get married, and buy large rings that no one can miss?

[sees-everything.livejournal.com]

Is someone hitting on you again?

[a_time_slip]

No!

...Yes. A real jerk thinks I like him. I told him that I'm very happy with you.

[sees-everything.livejournal.com]

Well, you know that, and I know that, and that's all that matters.

But if you want to get married, yeah, sure, let's do it.

[a_time_slip]

Yes, you're correct. We don't really need jewelry to-

You actually said yes?

[sees-everything.livejournal.com]

You expected a no?

*puzzled look*

[a_time_slip]

No! I mean, thought you would want to think about it, or give me an ambiguous answer.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Hold it right there while I go get some popcorn.

[a_time_slip]

Hah, no. You won't need any.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Sure I will. the best shows are always better with popcorn.

[a_time_slip]

It's not a show!

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Maybe not to you.

[a_time_slip]

It's. Not. A. Show.

[ataraxisminor.livejournal.com]

Who're you? Are you trying to push my auntie Janie around?

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

She's your auntie? Aww, ain't that cute. Lookit you tryin' to be all growed up.

[ataraxisminor.livejournal.com]

I don't have to be growed up! She could kick your butt.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Sure she could. An' then I could rip out her throat an' shove it down the new hole in her neck.

[ataraxisminor.livejournal.com]

You'd get a blaster up your big stoopid nose first.

[Young Sam, it has to be said, is testing a theory...]

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Awww, that'd tickle! No fair.

[ataraxisminor.livejournal.com]

[Will now fix him with he steady look of a ten year old who knows what a quantum weapon can do]

It'd blow your brains out the back of your fat ugly head. If you've got brains. You prob'ly don't though.

[a_time_slip]

Ignore him.

[ataraxisminor.livejournal.com]

He's mean. Dad wouldn't let him be mean to you.

[a_time_slip]

He's not that bad...

Shi-ny. You're going to tell your Dad about this, aren't you?

[ataraxisminor.livejournal.com]

[Blinks] Uh-huh. Why wouldn't I? [He's at that age level where he tells his dad everything]