Significant Other

[a_time_slip]

You are very significant. Don't ever let anyone tell you any different.

Comments

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

She's your auntie? Aww, ain't that cute. Lookit you tryin' to be all growed up.

[ataraxisminor.livejournal.com]

I don't have to be growed up! She could kick your butt.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Sure she could. An' then I could rip out her throat an' shove it down the new hole in her neck.

[ataraxisminor.livejournal.com]

You'd get a blaster up your big stoopid nose first.

[Young Sam, it has to be said, is testing a theory...]

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Awww, that'd tickle! No fair.

[ataraxisminor.livejournal.com]

[Will now fix him with he steady look of a ten year old who knows what a quantum weapon can do]

It'd blow your brains out the back of your fat ugly head. If you've got brains. You prob'ly don't though.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

*he hesitates, although it's just for a second*

She wouldn't do that. She ain't got the guts.

[ataraxisminor.livejournal.com]

[He's actually a little surprised at that reaction]

She's got plenty. My dad says she's got balls of steel. She kills mean people aalllll the time. [Will now be ever so slightly mortified that he said balls. Being rude to mean people is one thing, cussing's another]

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

So what? I kill people all the time. An' not just the mean ones.

[ataraxisminor.livejournal.com]

Then you're the kind of guy my dad and Janie are gonna cripple. I don't know why she even talks to you. You're just big and mean.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

An' sexy. Apparently.

[ataraxisminor.livejournal.com]

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Don't ask me. Ask your auntie Janie.

[ataraxisminor.livejournal.com]

Have you even got a mate?

[a_time_slip]

Ignore him.

[ataraxisminor.livejournal.com]

He's mean. Dad wouldn't let him be mean to you.

[a_time_slip]

He's not that bad...

Shi-ny. You're going to tell your Dad about this, aren't you?

[ataraxisminor.livejournal.com]

[Blinks] Uh-huh. Why wouldn't I? [He's at that age level where he tells his dad everything]

[a_time_slip]

Because, um... it's not important. Not a big deal. [Lynn is at that age too. Janie knows Phoenix is going to find out]

[ataraxisminor.livejournal.com]

Okay. {Will happily assume it's not a big deal for him to tell Phoenix EVERYTHING]

Dad says Xander's cool. Is he cool? Is he nice to you? Can he make earthquakes?

[a_time_slip]

[She assumes that he will tell Phoenix NOTHING]

He's wonderful to me! He's... he can't do what Ric can, but I taught him how to use a blaster, and a few other things. He can fight too.

[ataraxisminor.livejournal.com]

[This does not bode well]

Oh! I didn't mean.. he doesn't have to be a mutant to be cool, is he though? A mutant? Or an immortal? Can he break heads like you and dad and uncle Drake? [Is overtly fascinated in the crimefighting line of business, and being 'tough']

[a_time_slip]

[Not at all, not at all]

He's just a normal guy. A wonderful, fabulous, normal guy.

[ataraxisminor.livejournal.com]

[Nods, perfectly happy with that] Does he have any kids?

[Still hasn't made the connection that Janie is pregnant, Sam would just think she's put on a little weight, and even that goes pretty unnoticed by a small boy]

[a_time_slip]

He will soon. [Smiles, assumes that Phoenix opened his mouth]