Because this is how a mun should return

[a_time_slip]

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[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

Sixty five?? Whut? How in the name of f....

*Clearly disappointed he's no longer the record-holder among his friends*

[a_time_slip]

Clearly my combat training was good for something.

...And- um. Well, you know how agency girls are.

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

*Humph*

Yeah, scary as all hells let loose. No offence.

[a_time_slip]

*Was an alpha team member*

None taken. You have to be scary in my line of work.

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

*Suspects she may have answered the questions less than honestly, but she's too scary for Phoenix to blatantly accuse her*

Can you really chew through a beer can?

[a_time_slip]

Hand me one and I'll show you? *realizes that it may seem odd*

I- um. Dares. You know, smashing beer cans on your head, chewing through them, drunken wrestling in the training field.

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

I... think I can trust your word. *Instantly feels bad for thinking his friend would lie that way*

Yeah, yeah.. I've been on training exercises and shit with our own agents in the field. just, when I tried it, I cut my mouth to pieces.

[a_time_slip]

*she may have lied on ONE or two questions. The mun can't remember*

If you take your time with it you won't.

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

*Might have embroidered the truth about kicking off a baboons head, but with the heavy-duty army boots and their steel toecaps, Phoenix figured he was in with a good chance*

I'm gonna have to try that thing again.

[a_time_slip]

*She thought it could be possible? If in the situation.*

I'll win.

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

No, I meant the chewing a can in half thing, not the baboon thing.

[a_time_slip]

It's easy enough if you take your tme.

Not particularly tasty.

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

Noo.. But it looks cool, Right?

[a_time_slip]

Yes, but I don't know how many guys will be cheering me on at the bar when I do it.

You'd have a ton of people cheering you on.

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

You telling me you wouldn't get a crowd of rufty-tufty guys cheering you on, doing anything?

I kinda doubt I would. Unless it was vampires, and I'd cut my face open, again.

[a_time_slip]

If I did it topless they would.

I'd cheer you on.

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

*Blank look*

*She lost him at 'topless'* Huh??

[a_time_slip]

Guys cheering me on? How much have you been drinking today?

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

I'm sober. *Frownfrown* Right. Yeah.

Don't think I'd pull such a crowd, topless. *He pulls at the neck of his teeshirt, and peeks in, inspecting his chest*

[a_time_slip]

*is clueless*

It depends on the crowd you wanted.

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

*Happy sigh, whilst still contemplating the contents of his teeshirt* I'll take young, nubile, and nympho. .. a crowd of at least fifty.

*Gender is not too important, obviously. He'll have some of each, plzkthnz*

[a_time_slip]

Fifty? Will they all be able to see you?

You'll need the shirt off and hmm... stand on a table.

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'd settle for ..say.. ten. Or five.

*Finally stops, and looks up properly* Yeah, table's what I figured. Or the bar.

[a_time_slip]

Five or ten is hardly a crowd.

Not on the bar unless you'll do some dancing. That always gets a huge crowd. Even more if you're soaking wet for some reason.

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

*O_o*

Have you ever been soaking wet whilst dancing on a bar?

[a_time_slip]

I- You wouldn't be interested in that.

Have you?

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

*Nods emphatically* Oh, I would. Really I would.

Urmmm, not dancing. Brawling maybe...

[a_time_slip]

I got a little drunker than normal a few times. Hasn't happened since.

...Brawling? Really?

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

Riight...

Oh yeah. Did a stint in the Icarus sector with the interstellar corps. Plenty of lowlife undercover work. Had to get myself noticed.. in the right way.

[a_time_slip]

You don't believe me? *mumbles about how he's 'typical'*

Just one stint?

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

I do! I was just.. you know, contemplating the idea.

Well. Several really. You know me, I love mixing with pondscum. *He does love the dirty sleazy assignments. Hence the Dakinor incident, whups*

[a_time_slip]

That's why you said '...Right'. I don't need you to believe me.

Now I'm pondscum?

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

I do believe you. Honest! I was just.. *Lost in a perfectly nice mental image* Never mind.

Huh??? Janie.. how in the god's great universe could I possibly mean you?

[a_time_slip]

You- *sighs* Nevermind. You infuriate me!

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

What.. I? *BAFFLED*

*Hands her a shoe* Go on then.

[a_time_slip]

*now her turn to be baffled* That's not even my size! My feet are nowhere near that big.

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

Thought you'd wanna hit me with something.

[a_time_slip]

*slaps him instead, because it's not her shoe!*

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

Ah! *Can NEVER win*


[[mun srsly need a 'just slapped' icon*

[a_time_slip]

...I'm sorry.

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

S'okay. *Looks pathetic*

[a_time_slip]

Phoenix! I didn't mean to get so upset. *and now she's nice and making sure she didn't leave a mark*

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

It's okay.

*Miiight be overdoing the injured act a bit* Kiss it better?

[a_time_slip]

*a pause, then a kiss on the cheek because she feels bad.*

Better?

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

*Slightly dumb grin*

Yeah. *Gives her a one-armed hug*

[a_time_slip]

You've got to watch your mouth, you know how bad my temper is...

*hugs, briefly*

[ashes-ascended.livejournal.com]

*Can't help grinning* This is me, Janie. When have I ever been able to control what comes out of my mouth?

*He'd rather risk physical injury than not be himself around her*