*Might have embroidered the truth about kicking off a baboons head, but with the heavy-duty army boots and their steel toecaps, Phoenix figured he was in with a good chance*
Oh yeah. Did a stint in the Icarus sector with the interstellar corps. Plenty of lowlife undercover work. Had to get myself noticed.. in the right way.
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branchandroot
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Date: 2010-03-02 06:50 am (UTC)*Clearly disappointed he's no longer the record-holder among his friends*
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Date: 2010-03-02 06:58 am (UTC)...And- um. Well, you know how agency girls are.
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Date: 2010-03-02 07:01 am (UTC)Yeah, scary as all hells let loose. No offence.
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Date: 2010-03-02 07:07 am (UTC)None taken. You have to be scary in my line of work.
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Date: 2010-03-02 07:15 am (UTC)Can you really chew through a beer can?
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Date: 2010-03-02 07:19 am (UTC)I- um. Dares. You know, smashing beer cans on your head, chewing through them, drunken wrestling in the training field.
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Date: 2010-03-02 07:24 am (UTC)Yeah, yeah.. I've been on training exercises and shit with our own agents in the field. just, when I tried it, I cut my mouth to pieces.
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Date: 2010-03-02 07:25 am (UTC)If you take your time with it you won't.
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Date: 2010-03-02 07:27 am (UTC)I'm gonna have to try that thing again.
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Date: 2010-03-02 07:30 am (UTC)I'll win.
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Date: 2010-03-02 07:35 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-03-02 07:38 am (UTC)Not particularly tasty.
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Date: 2010-03-02 07:42 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-03-02 07:43 am (UTC)You'd have a ton of people cheering you on.
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Date: 2010-03-03 07:37 pm (UTC)I kinda doubt I would. Unless it was vampires, and I'd cut my face open, again.
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Date: 2010-03-03 07:43 pm (UTC)I'd cheer you on.
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Date: 2010-03-03 07:53 pm (UTC)*She lost him at 'topless'* Huh??
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Date: 2010-03-03 07:57 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-03-03 08:04 pm (UTC)Don't think I'd pull such a crowd, topless. *He pulls at the neck of his teeshirt, and peeks in, inspecting his chest*
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Date: 2010-03-03 08:17 pm (UTC)It depends on the crowd you wanted.
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Date: 2010-03-03 08:30 pm (UTC)*Gender is not too important, obviously. He'll have some of each, plzkthnz*
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Date: 2010-03-03 08:34 pm (UTC)You'll need the shirt off and hmm... stand on a table.
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Date: 2010-03-03 08:38 pm (UTC)*Finally stops, and looks up properly* Yeah, table's what I figured. Or the bar.
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Date: 2010-03-03 08:39 pm (UTC)Not on the bar unless you'll do some dancing. That always gets a huge crowd. Even more if you're soaking wet for some reason.
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Date: 2010-03-05 05:02 am (UTC)Have you ever been soaking wet whilst dancing on a bar?
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Date: 2010-03-05 05:04 am (UTC)Have you?
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Date: 2010-03-05 05:07 am (UTC)Urmmm, not dancing. Brawling maybe...
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Date: 2010-03-05 05:12 am (UTC)...Brawling? Really?
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Date: 2010-03-05 05:27 am (UTC)Oh yeah. Did a stint in the Icarus sector with the interstellar corps. Plenty of lowlife undercover work. Had to get myself noticed.. in the right way.
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Date: 2010-03-05 05:29 am (UTC)Just one stint?
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Date: 2010-03-05 05:33 am (UTC)Well. Several really. You know me, I love mixing with pondscum. *He does love the dirty sleazy assignments. Hence the Dakinor incident, whups*
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Date: 2010-03-05 05:37 am (UTC)Now I'm pondscum?
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Date: 2010-03-05 05:44 am (UTC)Huh??? Janie.. how in the god's great universe could I possibly mean you?
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Date: 2010-03-05 05:50 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-03-05 05:55 am (UTC)*Hands her a shoe* Go on then.
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Date: 2010-03-05 05:58 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-03-05 06:00 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-03-05 06:04 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-03-05 06:06 am (UTC)[[mun srsly need a 'just slapped' icon*
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Date: 2010-03-05 06:13 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-03-05 06:14 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-03-05 06:24 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-03-05 06:31 am (UTC)*Miiight be overdoing the injured act a bit* Kiss it better?
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Date: 2010-03-05 06:41 am (UTC)Better?
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Date: 2010-03-05 06:48 am (UTC)Yeah. *Gives her a one-armed hug*
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Date: 2010-03-05 06:50 am (UTC)*hugs, briefly*
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Date: 2010-03-05 09:33 am (UTC)*He'd rather risk physical injury than not be himself around her*