Time meant nothing

Been arrested? — No.
Kissed someone you didn't like? — No.
Held a snake? — No.
Ran a red light? — No.
Been suspended from school? — No.
Totaled your car in an accident? — No.
Fired somebody? — No.
Sung karaoke? — No.
Pointed a gun at someone? — No.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — No.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — No.
Kissed in the rain? — No.
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — No.
Smoked a cigar? — No.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — No.
Broken a bone? — No.
Skipped school? — No.
Walked on a moonlit beach? — No.
Ridden a motorcycle? — No.
Dumped someone? — No.
Forgotten your anniversary? — No.
Lied to avoid a ticket? — No.
Ridden in a helicopter? — No.
Shaved your head? — No.
Blacked out from drinking? — No.
Hit a home run? — No.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — No.
Marched/Protested? — No.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — No.
Puked on an amusement ride? — No.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — No.
Been in a band? — No.
Knitted? — No.
Skinny-dipped? — No.
Given someone stitches? — No.
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No.
Ridden a surfboard? — No.
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — No.
Had surgery? — No.
Streaked? — No.
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — No.
Tripped on mushrooms? — No.
Peed on a bush? — No.
Donated Blood? — No.
Grabbed electric fence? — No.
Eaten cheesecake? — No.
Eaten your kid's Halloween candy? — No.
Killed an animal when not hunting? — No.
Peed your pants in public? — No.
Snuck into a movie without paying? - No.
Been in handcuffs? — No.

I can eliminate a few of those, but there are still a lot to choose from.