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Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
	Your Score:	Average For All Users	Average For All ( total)
Dating	34.62%	34.45%	Dated seriously
Self-Lovin'	65.15%	60.72%	Master of your domain
Shamelessness	59.68%	77.3%	It takes a couple of drinks
Sex Drive	59.52%	75.02%	A fool for love, but not always
Straightness	14.81%	39.35%	Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness	11.11%	77.57%	Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame
Dominant	90%	86.46%	Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive	25.4%	86.73%	A playtoy when the mood is right
Fucking Sick	73.47%	89.69%	Dipped into depravity
Total Score	51.52%	73.58%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)

The Leauge Of Fail

Janie had been back for a few days now, but was nervous about Snake Steele showing up again. She had weapons but feared she wouldn't be fast enough.

His attack came as a complete surprise, and one of her fears came true. All of the bad guys were working together, which would make winning a lot harder. Today, she was at a mostly empty diner, drowning her sorrows in a plate of pie and a glass of chocolate milkshake.