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Holy crap those people don't have eyes.

Seriously. Look at the picture, they are... eyeless. Why are they laughing? Where are the eyes??? This really freaks me out. I know it's a picture and probably shopped, but it freaks me the heck out.

I think I'm supposed to write about happiness, or laughing but I can't get over how the picture looks. The laughing looks fake too, I don't know how I can tell but it looks fake. The teeth are probably all capped or implants.

So these people are walking around eyeless with fake teeth? What else isn't real about those pictures? I am seriously freaked out. You have NO idea. Eyeless woman doesn't have an engagement ring on- what's with that? Did she get married in Vegas and then lose her eyes? I can see a little blond streak so that means she has a dye job. Is this really about how fake people are? I'll admit that some things about me are fake, but I have eyes. Those other people don't.

I was going to go to bed but now I'm going to dream about eyeless fake people that are LAUGHING at me. That is CREEPY. I'm so going to come up with a creepy pasta about that.

Beware about wearing jewelry from pawn shops. On April 13, 1999 Marissa Andrews and Joe Stevens went to Second Street Pawn Shop and bought two 22 karat gold wedding rings. Three days later, on April 16, they exchanged those rings at a Vegas wedding. As soon as the last ring was slipped on all the lights in the hotel went out. Joe and Marissa couldn't tell when they came back on because they didn't have any eyes!

Muse: Ja'nee Taylor (Janie Potts)
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