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a_time_slipWould you rather be a hobbit, elf, dwarf, vampire, werewolf, mermaid, magician or unicorn?
Magician.
What's your favorite pattern/print?
Adire Eleko
If you could write a letter to your younger self, what would the introduction look like?
Dear Janie, don't go with any lady that says she knows your Daddy.
If you have a best friend, tell us a little about them:
Angelica knows more about me than anyone... between her and Sal, I figure. They're both these really nice girls that'll talk to me whenever I need it, and I don't feel uncomfortable around them. Angel's this fashion designer, and Sal is a lot like me.
Think back on a time when you were really really happy: can you describe your exact feelings?
Can't answer that right now.
What is your favorite musical instrument?
Piano?
Who is your favorite fictional character?
Erm... Denver, from the novel Beloved.
Why do people watch so much TV?
I don't know.
Why are there so many unsuccessful book-to-movie translations?
Everyone perceives books differently?
Are you afraid of the dark?
Yes.
If you could, would you become immortal?
No.
What do you like most about yourself?
I'm nice sometimes.
What does it take for you to be happy?
People that accept me.
If it was a choice between saving a thousand people you don't know or saving your three best friends, what would you do?
Friends, and I'd go back for the rest.
What do you hate more than anything?
Invisibility.
Would you rather never have to: sleep, eat, or breathe?
Sleep.
What is a talent you'd dearly like to have?
Courage.
Compare the love you have (or would like to have) to a famous romance:
I want a love like in the movie Love Jones
What do you think will happen to you when you die?
I'll be nothing.
Do you hate it when you think that someone's calling for your boyfriend/girlfriend across the way when it's really somebody else?
Um. No?
What was the farthest place you had to travel by foot recently?
I walked all around Manhattan.
Who were the last three people of the opposite sex you hugged?
I don't remember
Have you ever looked for something that was in your hand/nearby?
Yes!
Do you remember the last thing you "aww'd" at?
No.
Why are you feeling the way that you are feeling right now?
Because I just watched Love Jones...
When was the last time you prank called somebody?
Never
Have you gotten gum stuck in your hair before?
No
Did you have anything to eat for lunch today?
Cheese Pizza
What was the last movie you watched with talking animals?
Kung Fu Panda
Can you handle a relationship without amazing sex?
I'm a virgin, so yeah.
Have you run into a pole before?
No
On this same month one year ago, were you single?
Yes
Is there anyone that you like at the moment?
Yes
Was the last animal you touched/pet a household pet?
Yes
What holiday do you always dread the most every year?
I don't really celebrate holidays.
Who was the last person to put their arm around your shoulder?
I don't remember
Have you ever cried from missing somebody so badly?
...No
What "minor problem" do you have that's been bothering you for a while?
My scalp is dry.
Ever walked into the opposite sex's restroom by accident?
Yes. I don't see the big problem with it.
Do you have a "thing" for a celebrity?
No
When was the last time someone said you "looked cute with someone" while near someone?
Never
Have you kissed anybody today?
No.
Is your best friend still a virgin?
I have no idea.
Where did you last order Chinese food/take-out?
I didn't.
What was your dream last night?
That the man who killed that woman was chasing me through my old town as it burned.
During this time right now about 24 hours ago, what were you doing?
Deciphering ancient texts.
Can you recite the alphabet backwards perfectly?
Yes
Who is the last person you high-fived?
I don't remember
What do you feel about "PDA"?
I don't care about it.
Have you ever tried to push open a door that said pull?
Yes
Be honest, who do you miss at this very moment and would love to see?
My Daddy.
And another...
Do you get skanky when you drink?
No. I don't drink.
What are your plans for the day?
Sleep. I think I'm sick.
When was the last time you put gas in a car?
Never.
Do you like the smell of paint?
No.
Is there something you should be doing besides this survey?
Sleeping.
Do you know anyone who is an amazing dancer?
Angel?
What's the worst thing to happen to you in the last week?
Getting shot at by Ori? I don't remember.
Could you date someone who used poor grammar?
Yes.
How important is a sense of humor in a significant other?
As important as anything else.
What did you last get in the mail?
I don't... er, no mail yet.
Where will you next go?
To another Hostel.
It's Mardi Gras. Have you ever flashed someone for beads?
No.
How much would someone have to pay to see you naked? (one person, no pictures, no touching, complete stranger)
Nothing? I'm not shy about my body.
What station is your local rock station?
I don't know.
Do you prefer grape or orange soda?
Grape.
Name three purple objects in the room you're in?
My shirt, the stripes on my shoes and the lip gloss tube?
How many people know you have a survey site?
None.
Who gave you your last hickey?
I. Haven't. Had. One.
Where was it?
I . Haven't. Had. One.
What was the last party you went to?
Val's birthday party.
How many TVs are in your house?
None?
Do you like picture surveys?
I don't know.
Do you immediately notice when your nipples get hard?
Yeah?
Have you ever met a stripper?
No.
Have you ever stolen produce?
No.
Have you ever shoplifted at all?
No.
---
And another?
Are you strong enough for this survey?
Yes.
Have you ever taken a picture of yourself kissing someone?
No.
Do you want to be in a relationship with someone?
Yes.
Are you someone who's an asshole because you're so honest?
No.
Have you ever said you loved someone when you didn't mean it?
No.
What is your opinion on no sex before marriage?
I don't have one?
Was your last kiss perfect?
...If you consider never to be perfect.
Have you ever wanted to never give up on someone?
Yes.
Would you push someone off a cliff if you had the chance?
Yes No
Have you ever broken someone's heart?
no
Have you ever liked someone who didn't like you back?
Yes. Several times.
Have you ever thought something would work out but they used you?
No
Is this survey hard for you?
No
Would you ever want to be a supermodel?
Yes
Do you tell white lies?
Yes
Do you scratch when and where you want to scratch?
Yes
How do you handle a break up?
Herbs.
What was the last thing you ate?
A biscuit.
Have you ever accidentally eaten an insect?
No, but I've eaten them before.
Do daddy long legs freak you out?
No.
Have you ever cleaned up someone elses vomit?
Yes.
Do you kiss your pets on the mouth?
No pets.
Would you ever work in a retirement home?
Yes.
Have you ever had to dial 911 before?
No.
When was the last time you had ice cream?
Two nights ago.
Do you honestly hate anyone?
Yes, so many people. No.
Do you prefer morning or night?
Morning.
Do you swear a lot?
No.
Can you whistle?
Yes.
Could you ever picture yourself on a reality television show?
No.
What was the last movie you watched?
Love Jones.
Do you drink more apple or orange juice?
Apple.
Have you spoken to your Father today?
No.
What is bothering you right now?
A lot. Nothing.
Have you ever kissed someone with braces?
No.
When was the last time you cried?
Earlier today.
Where did you last go out to eat?
Taco Bell.
What time did you go to sleep last night?
I don't remember.
Do you regret anything you've done this year so far?
Yes.
What is the most fun that you've had in the past week?
Going out to a club with a friend.
Are you waiting on anything?
Yes. No.
Do you think that you will be married within ten years?
No.
Do you like waking up to new texts in the morning?
If I got them.
Are you currently angry about anything?
Yes. No.
What was your last phone conversation about and who was it with?
It was a wrong number.
Do you feel like anyone's taking you for granted?
I don't think anyone thinks about me enough to do that.
Do you regret anything you've done this week?
Yes
Will you be up before 7am tomorrow?
Yes
Where did you buy the shirt you're wearing right now?
Dollar General.
Would you ever tattoo your significant other's name on yourself?
Yes. If I had one, no.
Magician.
What's your favorite pattern/print?
Adire Eleko
If you could write a letter to your younger self, what would the introduction look like?
Dear Janie, don't go with any lady that says she knows your Daddy.
If you have a best friend, tell us a little about them:
Angelica knows more about me than anyone... between her and Sal, I figure. They're both these really nice girls that'll talk to me whenever I need it, and I don't feel uncomfortable around them. Angel's this fashion designer, and Sal is a lot like me.
Think back on a time when you were really really happy: can you describe your exact feelings?
Can't answer that right now.
What is your favorite musical instrument?
Piano?
Who is your favorite fictional character?
Erm... Denver, from the novel Beloved.
Why do people watch so much TV?
I don't know.
Why are there so many unsuccessful book-to-movie translations?
Everyone perceives books differently?
Are you afraid of the dark?
Yes.
If you could, would you become immortal?
No.
What do you like most about yourself?
I'm nice sometimes.
What does it take for you to be happy?
People that accept me.
If it was a choice between saving a thousand people you don't know or saving your three best friends, what would you do?
Friends, and I'd go back for the rest.
What do you hate more than anything?
Invisibility.
Would you rather never have to: sleep, eat, or breathe?
Sleep.
What is a talent you'd dearly like to have?
Courage.
Compare the love you have (or would like to have) to a famous romance:
I want a love like in the movie Love Jones
What do you think will happen to you when you die?
I'll be nothing.
Do you hate it when you think that someone's calling for your boyfriend/girlfriend across the way when it's really somebody else?
Um. No?
What was the farthest place you had to travel by foot recently?
I walked all around Manhattan.
Who were the last three people of the opposite sex you hugged?
I don't remember
Have you ever looked for something that was in your hand/nearby?
Yes!
Do you remember the last thing you "aww'd" at?
No.
Why are you feeling the way that you are feeling right now?
Because I just watched Love Jones...
When was the last time you prank called somebody?
Never
Have you gotten gum stuck in your hair before?
No
Did you have anything to eat for lunch today?
Cheese Pizza
What was the last movie you watched with talking animals?
Kung Fu Panda
Can you handle a relationship without amazing sex?
I'm a virgin, so yeah.
Have you run into a pole before?
No
On this same month one year ago, were you single?
Yes
Is there anyone that you like at the moment?
Yes
Was the last animal you touched/pet a household pet?
Yes
What holiday do you always dread the most every year?
I don't really celebrate holidays.
Who was the last person to put their arm around your shoulder?
I don't remember
Have you ever cried from missing somebody so badly?
...No
What "minor problem" do you have that's been bothering you for a while?
My scalp is dry.
Ever walked into the opposite sex's restroom by accident?
Yes. I don't see the big problem with it.
Do you have a "thing" for a celebrity?
No
When was the last time someone said you "looked cute with someone" while near someone?
Never
Have you kissed anybody today?
No.
Is your best friend still a virgin?
I have no idea.
Where did you last order Chinese food/take-out?
I didn't.
What was your dream last night?
That the man who killed that woman was chasing me through my old town as it burned.
During this time right now about 24 hours ago, what were you doing?
Deciphering ancient texts.
Can you recite the alphabet backwards perfectly?
Yes
Who is the last person you high-fived?
I don't remember
What do you feel about "PDA"?
I don't care about it.
Have you ever tried to push open a door that said pull?
Yes
Be honest, who do you miss at this very moment and would love to see?
My Daddy.
And another...
Do you get skanky when you drink?
No. I don't drink.
What are your plans for the day?
Sleep. I think I'm sick.
When was the last time you put gas in a car?
Never.
Do you like the smell of paint?
No.
Is there something you should be doing besides this survey?
Sleeping.
Do you know anyone who is an amazing dancer?
Angel?
What's the worst thing to happen to you in the last week?
Could you date someone who used poor grammar?
Yes.
How important is a sense of humor in a significant other?
As important as anything else.
What did you last get in the mail?
I don't... er, no mail yet.
Where will you next go?
To another Hostel.
It's Mardi Gras. Have you ever flashed someone for beads?
No.
How much would someone have to pay to see you naked? (one person, no pictures, no touching, complete stranger)
Nothing? I'm not shy about my body.
What station is your local rock station?
I don't know.
Do you prefer grape or orange soda?
Grape.
Name three purple objects in the room you're in?
My shirt, the stripes on my shoes and the lip gloss tube?
How many people know you have a survey site?
None.
Who gave you your last hickey?
I. Haven't. Had. One.
Where was it?
I . Haven't. Had. One.
What was the last party you went to?
Val's birthday party.
How many TVs are in your house?
None?
Do you like picture surveys?
I don't know.
Do you immediately notice when your nipples get hard?
Yeah?
Have you ever met a stripper?
No.
Have you ever stolen produce?
No.
Have you ever shoplifted at all?
No.
---
And another?
Are you strong enough for this survey?
Yes.
Have you ever taken a picture of yourself kissing someone?
No.
Do you want to be in a relationship with someone?
Yes.
Are you someone who's an asshole because you're so honest?
No.
Have you ever said you loved someone when you didn't mean it?
No.
What is your opinion on no sex before marriage?
I don't have one?
Was your last kiss perfect?
...If you consider never to be perfect.
Have you ever wanted to never give up on someone?
Yes.
Would you push someone off a cliff if you had the chance?
Have you ever broken someone's heart?
no
Have you ever liked someone who didn't like you back?
Yes. Several times.
Have you ever thought something would work out but they used you?
No
Is this survey hard for you?
No
Would you ever want to be a supermodel?
Yes
Do you tell white lies?
Yes
Do you scratch when and where you want to scratch?
Yes
How do you handle a break up?
Herbs.
What was the last thing you ate?
A biscuit.
Have you ever accidentally eaten an insect?
No, but I've eaten them before.
Do daddy long legs freak you out?
No.
Have you ever cleaned up someone elses vomit?
Yes.
Do you kiss your pets on the mouth?
No pets.
Would you ever work in a retirement home?
Yes.
Have you ever had to dial 911 before?
No.
When was the last time you had ice cream?
Two nights ago.
Do you honestly hate anyone?
Do you prefer morning or night?
Morning.
Do you swear a lot?
No.
Can you whistle?
Yes.
Could you ever picture yourself on a reality television show?
No.
What was the last movie you watched?
Love Jones.
Do you drink more apple or orange juice?
Apple.
Have you spoken to your Father today?
No.
What is bothering you right now?
Have you ever kissed someone with braces?
No.
When was the last time you cried?
Earlier today.
Where did you last go out to eat?
Taco Bell.
What time did you go to sleep last night?
I don't remember.
Do you regret anything you've done this year so far?
Yes.
What is the most fun that you've had in the past week?
Going out to a club with a friend.
Are you waiting on anything?
Do you think that you will be married within ten years?
No.
Do you like waking up to new texts in the morning?
If I got them.
Are you currently angry about anything?
What was your last phone conversation about and who was it with?
It was a wrong number.
Do you feel like anyone's taking you for granted?
I don't think anyone thinks about me enough to do that.
Do you regret anything you've done this week?
Yes
Will you be up before 7am tomorrow?
Yes
Where did you buy the shirt you're wearing right now?
Dollar General.
Would you ever tattoo your significant other's name on yourself?
