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[a_time_slip]

1 question...
1 chance...
1 honest answer...

That's all you get. Ask me one question. Any one question, anything, no matter how crazy it is. An honest answer. No catch.

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[a_time_slip]

...Right.

[sees-everything.livejournal.com]

So ... kinda already drawn in, babe.

[a_time_slip]

You have an easy out, if you want it. *is leaving quite a bit of the story out*

I live in a boat, alright? And I can't stay in one place too long. And... Never mind. Don't you like your friends Willow and Buffy?

[sees-everything.livejournal.com]

Like the Yellow Submarine? Are your friends all aboard? And of course I like Will and the Buff. I just don't see them around much, anymore.

[a_time_slip]

No... But it's yellow.

I'm sure if you said a hello, they would come, and you'd be happy-er. I've done some things, and they're not the 'It's okay, we'll buy a new one', or the 'We'll go to counseling'. It's the 'Holy shit you did what?' .

[sees-everything.livejournal.com]

There's nothing wrong with that. You have big powers, and with bog powers come big responsibilities. And with big responsibilities come big chances that you'll do something unfortunate.

[a_time_slip]

Several somethings, a string of unfortunate exes and a- well, I'm very close to my best friend.

[sees-everything.livejournal.com]

How close?

[a_time_slip]

Um. Very close? When we're not fighting. We're like family.

[sees-everything.livejournal.com]

Like ... what kind of family? Biological or ... married-and-planning-to-make-babies?

[a_time_slip]

No, not that kind. Not either of them... More like Benson and Stabler on Law and Order.

[sees-everything.livejournal.com]

... so ... just you, and him, and fifteen seasons of sexual tension?

[a_time_slip]

There's more than that to our friendship, and we've been friends for more than fifteen seasons.

[sees-everything.livejournal.com]

Okay. So, I guess I'll have to meet him sometime. Him being family and all.

[a_time_slip]

You will.

Do you mind? I'm sorry that- Look, see me? I'll be Miss Monogamy. Except for- well, that's not even me. I leave her alone.

[sees-everything.livejournal.com]

... so you have a her, too? I'm intrigued. ... did I say that out loud?

[a_time_slip]

No! I mean, yes, but- Forget it, okay?

You'd look really good in a corset.

[sees-everything.livejournal.com]

No. I am a manly man. With manly wardrobe. Boots, yes. Armor? Why not? But no corset. That's where I draw the line. ... actually, I'd draw the line somewhere behind that, at a blouse or maybe a thong. But a corset is definitely over the line.

[a_time_slip]

Are you sure? You'd be pleased.

[sees-everything.livejournal.com]

... I seriously doubt it.

[a_time_slip]

Please?

[sees-everything.livejournal.com]

...

*looks like he's considering it*

No.

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[sees-everything.livejournal.com]

Looks like it would chafe.

[a_time_slip]

My other boyfriends do it.